Top 8 Reasons to Break Up Now

I'll spare you any heart-wrenching or nauseating details but here's my official top 8:

• The person you've been dating prefers to spend their days and nights with other people and call you only once they're about to go to sleep.
• Your best friend or another trusted companion often tells you of their past escapades, which make you thoroughly uncomfortable.
• You're doing all or too much of the sacrificing and compromising. They've been taking advantage of you in some way.
  
• Suddenly, your stuff goes missing...right after you invited them over for the first time. Or, they breach your trust in some other way.
  
• Your family has absolutely no respect for the person. Face it: It's difficult enough to mesh families without everybody having issues with each other. Even more, they want what's best for you and can spot what you might not be able to see through your lovestruck eyes.
• They told you they have no intention of committing...in not so many words.
  
• You can't do anything by yourself lately -- stalker alert.
• You're not ready. It takes two, baby.